What are the best parts of being Kanye-West-blowing-his-nose-with-gold-kleenex rich?
1) Shoes.
2) Maids.
3) Shoes.
Sorry, we can’t help you with the shoes (yet - though you’ll be the first to know when we find that elusive Louboutin sample sale!) but the house cleaning? We're so on it.
The fact of the matter is that you only really need a maid for a big scrub-over every week or so, to deconstruct the leaning tower of trash and make your room shine.
And truth is, you’re probably only really thinking about it on Thursday or Friday night, when you realize that bringing someone home to that mess isn’t going to skew things in your favor.
You don’t have to be loaded to not have to clean up after yourself. All you have to do is be buds with us - we can get you two hours of professional cleaning for just $29 bucks, the cost of a brunch out. #luxeforless
To put that into context: make your own pancakes once = get a maid (or, better yet, do a brunch deal for two weekends and you’ve recouped the cost of the cleaning without giving up anything).
We tried it out and it was amazing - the cleaner Handybook sent was in and out while we were at work and, after just two hours and $29 dollars, the apartment had been transformed from a veritable ‘sty to a sparkling beacon of cleanliness.
Forget about impressing a date, even our moms would be impressed!
The bathroom, kitchen, living room, and two bedrooms were all cleaner than we’d ever seen them, even pre-moving in, and the hardwood floors literally gleamed. We almost shed tears of happiness, no joke.
Though this deal is just about sold out, we have something very similar still up. You’re welcome!